Xflirt Blog

This Blog is not big enough to handle all the little things that men do that really piss off their ladies. Hey guys, take note and if any of these apply to you it might be an idea to work on it, improve it and win the ladies (but remember that one of their big hates is of a man that’s too perfect).

Asking for sex
No-one likes begging. There are ways of getting your leg over without asking for sex. Refusal to co-operate in saucy games is more likely when you play the “desperate” card. Ask her directly for sex, and it’s often a no-no. Women don’t spring to attention on demand like men do. She may be tired, she may be thinking things through in her head, she may still be exhausted from last night’s under bed-cover tactical operation, leaving her love juices dry. A better way to get your end away is to prepare for it – clean teeth, freshen breath, armpit odour check, squeaky clean man-tools and a few words of charm to test the water. If you want morning sex it’s a good idea to get up half an hour before her, and do the above preps, arriving with a nice cup of coffee at her bedside. Note that the “not asking for sex” rule applies to men only – if she asks for sex a man should never, ever, ever say NO. It doesn’t work that way.

Body smells that are not pleasant
Your early morning fart can often seem like a funny routine, but you’re obviously not going to get sex right after a bottom explosion. Women always respond better to a man who smells nice – it doesn’t have to be like the aftershave counter at Boots, but a subtle smell (over a clean body) does get noticed, Forget the notion of animal instinct and natural body smells – we have left pre-history behind. Smelling nice is definitely one of the top investments to win a woman’s affection.

Bad manners
When a man is bad-mouthing other people all the time, and every other word is a swear word and he moans, groans and is rude about anybody and everybody, it does not impress a woman or make her want you. You may laugh, but seriously, you won’t win any points from her-indoors. Make an effort to be polite, courteous and show that chivalry isn’t dead. It’s very important to know how to be a gentleman.

Disrespecting her best friend
The best advice here is to say as little as possible, even say nothing about her best girl-friend. Stay firmly on the fence. You say anything derogatory about her, and your lady will jump to her defence. Say anything nice about her, and she’ll question what your motives could be, even when there are no motives. Top rule here guys is – never say how hot you think her friend is, and don’t talk more about her friend than abour her herself. It might seem that your mind is straying into territory it shouldn’t be in. If you keep bringing her best friend in conversations there’s a high probability that she will think you want to have sex with her. And men, don’t ask her to have a threesome with her best friend. It might result in a onesome again.

Calm Down Madam – it’s only a blog
When a man pisses of his woman he only makes matters worse if he tells her to calm down. Women need time to let their natural negative energy disperse. It’s a scientific fact that irritated women have huge build ups of anger micro-nisms in their body. These have to be dissapated by letting off steam (with no intervention from you guys), a couple of cups of coffee or glass of chilled rose, time, a compliment from a complete stranger or seeing someone who is more irritated than herself.

Cocky Attitudes
Men are just grown up schoolboys. They can’t help their upbringing in the competitive arena of one-up-man-ship. Girls hate cocky men, even some men hate cocky men. Don’t confuse these men with one’s that have a good sense of humour – women love humour in a man. Cocky men are disliked because they come over as “number one cheaters” and we all know this. It’s a fact. Cocky guys are insecure and have not learned life-skills so they feel an urge to overcompensate.

So men, live long and prosper, so they say.